Toni Gonzalez

“IF THIS WAS TINDER, I’D JUST PUT UP A PICTURE AND BE DONE WITH IT. BUT SINCE THIS IS A BIO, HERE’S A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I’M OBSESSED WITH ROCK MUSIC, PIZZA, MY DOG, MY PJ’S AND A PARTICULAR TYPE OF ADULT CINEMA. I LOVE A GOOD ROCK CONCERT NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE KICK ASS MUSIC, THE SENSE OF COMMUNITY AND THE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY HEARING, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I GET TO WEAR CLOTHES I WOULD NEVER WEAR IN FRONT OF MY DAD. I’M A CUBAN THAT MOVED TO MIAMI WHEN I WAS TWO AND I DEFINITELY DID NOT ARRIVE VIA PRIVATE JET…. LET’S JUST SAY I LEARNED TO SWIM AT AN EARLY AGE. I BEGAN MY CAREER IN RADIO AT 18, STUDIED BROADCASTING JOURNALISM, AND WORKED IN TV AND NEWS PRINT AS WELL. SO I’VE BEEN HEARD, SEEN, READ AND I’M SURE SNIFFED A FEW TIMES ALONG THE WAY. I CAN RECITE THE LYRICS TO ANY NINE INCH NAILS SONG, AM CONFIDENT THAT WITH THIS JOB I’VE ACHIEVE MORE SUCCESS THAN ALL OF MY EX-’S COMBINED, AND I AM CERTAIN COKE IN A GLASS BOTTLE TASTES WAY BETTER THAN IN A CAN. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME REACH OUT ON THE TIME SUCK SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM OF YOUR CHOICE.” – Toni